MOM: Erika!! What was on that page?!
ME: Er, uh.... It's the image I'm gunna use for my business card-type-thing at comic-con. ...eh-heh...
MOM: !!!!!!!

DAD: ... I don't get it.
ME: What's to get? It's sposed to be funny.
DAD: But you can't get girls pregnant.
ME: ...That's why it's a joke.
DAD: But it dosn't make any sense.

My family, ladies and gentlemen.